COFFEE MUG JULY 2021 OFFER.

Perfect Christmas Gift/s. This is a more detailed explanation regarding this offer. Yes, it costs $50 AUD per mug, however, these are customised with your name on it. N.B.: You can pay in installments if you wish. You also have the option of receiving my 10 completed eBooks. You need to join Smashwords to downloadContinue reading “COFFEE MUG JULY 2021 OFFER.”

FREE MEMBERSHIP

1st 5,000 to fully pay, will be invited to an Exclusive Thank You Christmas Party, which will be held, Hopefully, In Melbourne, Australia, during November, 2021. FYI: Your mugs will reflect your early bird ownership. $50 Voucher will be given to each owner. 1st 5,000 will receive a 2nd free. Do you love to read?Continue reading “FREE MEMBERSHIP”

Mel’s Journey To Gurlhood Part 1.

Thanks to “Chris” I was inspired to write this story: Which starts August 1974, when our Hero (ine) gets angry because both siblings are not going to share their bedroom. Mel’s sister then puts her plan into action. Mel meets some resistance, but amazing supportive new friends, some, well, might be closer. To make thingsContinue reading “Mel’s Journey To Gurlhood Part 1.”

Mark’s (Pathetic) Existence

This novel is my true story and was 1 of the hardest things I’ve ever done. Cover photo is my parents and me taken at my 21st. This was the last photo ever taken with all 3 of us, sadly. I cried, I Laughed, I Got Angry, But Most of all, enjoyed writing it. TheContinue reading “Mark’s (Pathetic) Existence”

MEL’S CUSTOMISED CANDLES– CLUB & TEAM MEMBER BENEFITS.

TAXATION BENEFITS 5,000 Members will receive a Free Coffee Mug Candle, when 25,000 Amazing Winners Join my Exclusive Club. As CCM of this Business, I will only be entitled to $1,000 wages per week. I do not believe that I should earn more than my team. I, Melissa Alison Wilma Jensen CCM of MCC, doContinue reading “MEL’S CUSTOMISED CANDLES– CLUB & TEAM MEMBER BENEFITS.”

Christmas 21 Offer.

Christmas 2021 is less than 6 months away, by planning now, you will receive your unique, custom created Candles delivered in time. By Paying them off, you will be helping us bulk buy our materials, thus, saving you $$$$$$$$$$. Own 4 standard candles, $100 AUD, receive 5th Free. Coffee Mug Candles: $50 AUD each, againContinue reading “Christmas 21 Offer.”

July 2021 Offer

Happy New Financial Year (Australia) G’day Amazing Winners. Every Human who owns all 10 of my published eBooks, during July Screenshots the transaction, then messages me, Will go into the draw. 6 humans will be selected to travel to Melbourne, Australia to support me, Before, During or After My Gender Surgery. Includes Return Travel, AccommodationContinue reading “July 2021 Offer”

Affordable Shares. 50,000 Only

If after 12 months, you don’t make any money, I will refund $50 back to you, after July 1st, 2022. How many of you amazing winners would love the chance to become shareholders of Mel’s Customised Candles. Cost Per Share $20. Christmas is 6 months away. Why not consider a Share as a gift. LimitedContinue reading “Affordable Shares. 50,000 Only”

✈🚆🚊🚍🚘🚲🛳💺🛶🛵🛹🚂🚃Post Covid Travel.

Who plans to travel to Melbourne, Australia once borders reopen? Well, here is an amazing opportunity. Every Human who becomes a paid club member during 2021, will be eligible for: Free Transport from arrival point to accommodation: Personally Guided Tour of Melbourne: Tour of MCC: & Return Transport to your Departure Point. Added Bonus: MelbourneContinue reading “✈🚆🚊🚍🚘🚲🛳💺🛶🛵🛹🚂🚃Post Covid Travel.”

7th Anniversary

Today marks 7 years since I officially became: Melissa Alison Wilma Jensen. My goal by this time next year: Be Complete, or be undergoing surgery. If you want to see me completely happy, so I can be fully legally: Female, Purchase my eBooks https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/MelissaSeymour $1 per copy owned, donated to a Cancer Charity. Seymour isContinue reading “7th Anniversary”