Age Is Justed A Numeral

A Secret: This is why the photo is included.

Many humans are guilty of Ageism.

However, whilst a human is still 90%+ healthy & breathing, we should be accepted & listened too.

Just because I’m over 50, doesn’t mean I’m over the hill.

Mature humans, like me, have seen & done many things in our lives.

I want to help young people to avoid the many mistakes I made.

Just because a person is older & associates with a younger person, doesn’t mean there is anything illegal happening.

In school, I was bullied, tormented, lied about & viciously assaulted, which caused me to become a very shy, introverted, untrusting person.

Schools R Prisons.

Recently, I realised why I love an 80’/90’s sit com about school kids.

I never had that, & would cry many times watching, as many episodes resonated with me, especially a certain dorky character.

My point is: Never assume about some1 without getting 2 know them 1st, because U will never know what some1 is going through.

FYI: I have nil physical interest in any1, this includes Hand Shakes, Any form of kissing, hugging, or even touching.

50 years ago, my trauma started, & thanks to another, very nasty, TransGurl, I now have answers, & know who molested me.

Thanking You, Please have a Safe, Enjoyable, Relaxing Long Weekend.

Finally: Rest In Peace Dustin Diamond. (Screech Powers).


This article is to be honest about some things about me:


First up, I knew at age 4 that I was “Different,” but because it was 1970, was too scared to tell anyone.

Honestly, I thought I was a “Freak, Weirdo, Pervert.” I’d heard these terms from my father. It was his way to describe anyone who wasn’t “White, Male, Beer Drinker and Smoker.” There are other things, but too disgusting.

He was a very narrow minded male, who was the boss of our household.

The only person who knew that I was different, was Claire Baire.

Back in those days, gender jobs were segregated. My father forced me to do all the male, (Heavy, Strong), Jobs. I was given toys suited to males: Model Trains/Cars, Building Sets, Toy Guns– Which I abhorred touching.

I preferred to be with the females, Cooking, Cleaning, Sewing, Knitting, Crocheting.

To read more of my life growing up, please check out:

“Mark’s (Pathetic) Existence.”

This is my true story, which wasn’t easy to right.

Over the years, many people have taken an instant dislike to me, why I don’t know.

I try to be a nice, helpful human, but many assume that I’m seeking a reward.

When I help someone, it’s because I have a generous heart.

I never have an Ulterior Motive.

I’ve found that many humans are jealous of others and because of that will tell lies, despite no evidence or being told they are wrong.

I’ve been the victim of humans lying about me to big note themselves, and/or gain attention.

In 1981, I was accused of touching the breast of a fellow student, I still deny this. Because her friends lied, I copped 12 strokes of the cane on each hand. These females did not feel my punishment was severe enough.

They decided to take matters into their own hands.

Subsequently, viciously assaulted and left to die. Left infertile, which for a 16 year old boy, is devastating. Because of this, have shied away from future relationships, because what female in their right mind would be interested in dating, let alone Marrying, a Defective Man?

In 2018, as many of you know, an ex-associate, spread vicious lies about me online.

I lost many friends because of this, no loss. These “Friends??????” did not even bother to ask if it was true, they just assumed.

I can assure everyone that I’m a cleanskin.

I have been arrested and charged with a minor offence late 1992.

I pled guilty, received a No Conviction Recorded, Good Behaviour Bond for 12 months, and to pay court costs.

I applied to be a Bus Driver mid-1993, I declared this bond, and was offered a position.

I’m so legal that  where possible, walk on the left side of the road, wait for pedestrian lights to change.

Recently, I bought something, but the cashier handed back more change than I was entitled too, I advised her, and she rectified the situation.

Public Transport: I always Touch On and Off, no matter what vehicle I’m travelling on, except when travelling in the “Free Tram Zone.”

Because I’m rarely Trusted by humans, I have difficulty trusting others.

I will clarify: I was molested as a child, this caused trust issues, then the assault too.

I find it difficult to fully open up to others, when I do, it means I trust a person.

In 2009, I was a Train Cleaner. I was assigned Graffiti Removal for a week, something I loved.

We were required to wear extra PPE, however, why I don’t know, I didn’t 1 day.

As I entered the lavatory, the door swung back and hit my bucket, this cause the caustic graffiti remover to splash on my uniform to my skin.

This resulted in 3rd degree burns and 6 weeks recovery.

Even today I still feel the after affects.

Because of this, I take Safety Very Seriously and report breaches, because:



I want this on the record:

“I, Melissa Alison Wilma Jensen, has never had a physical interest in anybody, no matter their age. Because of my Birth Defect, and until it’s inverted, will not, but only age 25+ Females, who sign a written agreement setting out my Boundaries.”

I will expect the same from others too.

I can assure everyone that I am Authentic, Genuine, Caring, Empathetic, Loyal, Respectful.

If anyone has any questions or wishes to know more, within reason, please do not hesitate in contacting me.

One of my Favourite Quotes is:

“Always Ask Questions To Clarify.”

Friday Cleaning Tip: Windows

Who abhors streaky windows when you have cleaned them?

Hopefully my tip will help you make them shine bright.

You will need: Paper Towels, Blue Cloths, Microfibre Cloths.

This will surprise you, but I’ve found the best window cleaner is:
Car Wash.

Take a clean, dry spray bottle, 3/4 fill it with clean, filtered water, then pour a capful of Car Wash into the bottle.

Screw the trigger back on. Shake well.
Spray once or twice, depending on window/mirror size.

Grab paper towels, tear off 2 or 3 sheets, then wipe window until most of mixture gone.

Grab a blue cloth to clean off excess. Grab a microfibre to remove residue and shine the window/mirror.

You may have to repeat several times, each window/mirror is different.

You can wash blue cloth & microfibre cloth.

Tomorrow: Bathrooms/WC’s.

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What is Asexuality?

Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity.[1][2][3] It may be considered a sexual orientation or the lack thereof.[4][5] It may also be categorized more widely to include a broad spectrum of asexual sub-identities.[6]

Asexuality is distinct from abstention from sexual activity and from celibacy,[7][8] which are behavioral and generally motivated by factors such as an individual’s personal, social, or religious beliefs.[9] Sexual orientation, unlike sexual behavior, is believed to be “enduring”.[10] Some asexual people engage in sexual activity despite lacking sexual attraction or a desire for sex, due to a variety of reasons, such as a desire to pleasure themselves or romantic partners, or a desire to have children.[7][11]

Acceptance of asexuality as a sexual orientation and field of scientific research is still relatively new,[2][11] as a growing body of research from both sociological and psychological perspectives has begun to develop.[11] While some researchers assert that asexuality is a sexual orientation, other researchers disagree.[4][5] Asexual individuals may represent about 1 percent of the population.[2]

Various asexual communities have started to form since the impact of the Internet and social media in the mid-90’s. The most prolific and well-known of these communities is the Asexual Visibility and Education Network, which was founded in 2001 by David Jay.[4][12]

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Disclaimer: What I say below is my own personal opinion and may differ from yours, but does not say either is correct or incorrect, we all have our interpretations.

Due to the molestation as a child, and then assault at 16, I have lost all interest in sexual relations with anyone.

Honestly, I don’t even like pashing or even being touched, again because of what happened as a child/teen boy.

I never knew what was wrong with me growing up, I thought I was weird, because all my school colleagues had partners, but I was not interested in anybody.

I honestly put down my Asexuality to Trust, something I feel is very important in a relationship.

I can’t trust anyone to fully know all about me.

Many people mis understand those who don’t like sexual relations and will make assumptions about them, instead of asking questions to clarify.

I’ve been lied about too.

Not every human seeks the company of another human, some, like me, may have been traumatised growing up, or they have seen marriages break up, or death of a loved one. There are many more reasons.

Every Asexual is different and has a different meaning for being asexual.

Despite me not wanting to be physical with anyone, I will occasionally watch adult movies to gain insight for writing erotic novels, which I do enjoy.

Another reason for being Asexual is due to my Birth Defect (Penis). I do not feel comfortable being seen naked by anyone.

In 2016, I met someone who was nice and we decided to spend the night together, this ended in disaster because she could feel I was not enjoying it.

Honestly, I felt self-conscious. This woman has not been in contact since.

I hope I have educated you all.

If any of you have any questions, please contact me.

I don’t judge, nor make assumptions and anything told in private, stays private.

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Thursday Cleaning Tip: Carpets

Did You Know: Most people only vacuum their carpets, assuming that all dust particles have gone.

That is not correct.
If you follow my tips, you may have a cleaner house.

Before vacuuming, grab a scrubbing brush, then gently scrub the carpet, this loosens deep down particles & removes hair too.

Once done, grab your vacuum & vacuum carpet.
After, get your steam mop,

Follow instructions, then steam mop carpets.
This helps kill any bacteria left, but also freshens the room.

Please get written permission from your landlord if renting, before using Steam Mop.

When finished, spray the room with your previously home made air freshener.

I would not step on carpet for an hour.
You can steam again, as it may reactivate air freshener scent/s.

Tomorrow:  Windows

Wednesday Cleaning Tip: DIY Air Freshener

Take a clean, dry, spray bottle.
Remove trigger.

Pour in clean, filtered water around 3/4, then put 10 drops of your favourite essential oil/s each.

Screw trigger back on, shake well.

Spray each room until scented.
I usually do this just before leaving home, so floors can dry whilst out.

Safety: hard floors may become slippery when mix reaches floor.

Tomorrow: Carpets.

Candle Making Equipment

G’day Everyday Humans.

Below is some of the equipment needed to make candles:

Your Membership Fees will be used to purchase these items.

Wax Melter/Warmer
Soy Wax Flakes
Measuring Jugs
Candle Holders
Wick Holders
Plant Based Fragrances
Plant Based Colours

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